Hamilton Scale of Transition from Fruit de Mer to Mal de Mer
0. Calm. Café de Paris
1 Winkles Wiggle
2 Shrimps Shiver
3 Crabs Creep
4 Mussels Meander
5 Oysters Oscillate
6 Scallops Scamper
7 Clams Clamber
8 Prawns Prance
9 Octopi Occult
10 Lobsters Leap
11 Langoustine Lunge
12 Bouillabaisse Boils